Alice

Because of


"Curiouser and curiouser!"


"Who are you?"
"I hardly know, Sir, just at present - at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then."

"Twinkle, Twinkle little bat, How I wonder where you're at!"

"Why, they're only a pack of cards, after all. I needn't be afraid of them!"


"Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you won't you, won't you join the dance?"

"Soo-oop of the e-e-evening, Beautiful, beauti-FUL SOUP!"

"Twas brillig and the slithy tove
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe"


"The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking clost at hand
They wept like anything to see
Such quantaties of sand."


and so on...

Brains

Because it's the sexiest organ in the body.

Because I like mine.

Because yours is pretty, too.

Because of thought! intelligence! fantasy! conciousness!

Because there's always room for improvement with those synaptic pathways!

My dad studies them.

Because if you don't use it, you lose it.